The Top 10 Things You Probably Shouldn’t Say
10. “I probably shouldn’t say this but…”
9. “ You’ve gained some weight.”
8. “I just spent a hour reading Top 10 lists.”
7. “Oh, I thought you were a man.”
6. “Wow, my fungus is really spreading!”
5. “Did you just fart or are you cooking something?”
4. “Put that back on, I’m begging you.”
3. “You’d be surprised what you can hide in your body.”
2. “My mom is a better kisser.”
1. “Is that as big as it gets?”
The Top 10 Ways to Waste Your Time
10. Making it bigger
9. Hiding things in your body
8. Reading Top 10 lists
7. Listening to Sarah Palin
6. Waiting to procrastinate
5. Making resolutions
4. Discussing resolutions
3. Arguing about ridiculous resolutions
2. Fighting with that idiot about resolutions
1. Disposing of the bodies of idiots
0. Thinking about new Top 10 lists
The Top 10 New Top 10 Lists
10. Top 10 Ways to Better Spend Time
9. Top 10 Ways to Better Spend Money
8. Top 10 Ways to Better Spend Your Money
7. Top 10 Wives to Spend Your Money
6. 10 Top Guys to Spend Your Money
5. One Sneaky Bastard and One Wife to Spend Your Money
4. One #%&!#@% ex-Wife to Spend Your Money
3. Top 10 Estate Planners to Hide Your Money
2. Top 10 Wonderful Off-shore Banks
1. Top 10 Ways to Live in Paradise with a Top 10 Babe
The Top 10 Things You Shouldn’t Say to Photographers
10. “That’s actually just a decoy.”
9. “It was really good here last week.”
8. “ Yep, everyone comes out here and gets the same shot.”
7. “This is the first time it’s been closed.”
6. “I won. I said your camera wouldn’t float.”
5. “My 8 year old boy has a picture just like that.”
4. “Well, I’m sure when you come back it’ll be just the same.”
3. “Do you mind if I ask you some questions while you’re shooting?”
2. “No, really, you’re gonna love shooting this wedding.”
1. “Yep, that place is owned by a guy in the mob.”
The Top 10 Worst Photographers
10. Filter Guy
9. Mrs. Talker
8. Dr. I Know Better
7. Mr. Name Dropper
6. Obsessive equipment Guy
5. King Forever Film
4. Mrs. Not Pay Attention
3. Professor Blowhard
2. Been There, Done That Bozo
1. I Made This Much $$ Guy
The Top 10 Things Not to Do on Vacation
10. Call home everyday
9. Look at the weather at home everyday
8. Bring your laptop to the beach
7. Stare at women in bikinis (unless you are over 80 yrs. old)
6. Bring toddlers to restaurants (unless they are on the menu)
5. Admit your name is Muffy, Buffy, Itsy or Bitsy
4. Buy a home there
3. Drive like you drive at home
2. Wear your bathing suit to go grocery shopping
1. Wear a Speedo anywhere (other than under something)
Comments
Ever "Pushed" It?
I'm just lovin' this "new" digital ISO thing.
"Back in the day"... Shooting college basketball games for a local newspaper in dark, tungsten lit gyms, we would shoot that T-Max 400 (great stuff during the "stone age") and "push" it a few stops by manually raising the ISO speed on the dial on top of the camera. This "fooled" the camera into thinking it was loaded with ISO 1600. When we got to the darkroom (8 X 8 ft. room in the back upstairs) with the "pushed" film, we just changed the development time and temps to correspond with how many stops we pushed the film. And you'd better make dang sure you were spot on with your calculations and measurements. Of course we always used a "grain microscope" on the enlarger plate to determine the "keepers". Sound like a lot of work?
Do I like, no...LOVE, this new "push a button and change your ISO, technology?" You bet I do...
Makes handling those chemicals, thermometers, enlargers and other assorted tools in an "analog" darkroom seem like "pushing" a car up a hill compared with the ease in which it is available to us now.
I may be a little "long in the tooth" but it didn't take long after getting my hands on my first digital with adjustable ISO for this old dog to learn a new trick!
Never try anything new and you'll never know anything new.
Enjoyed the post.
P.S... I still got that old XD11.. sigh...
Steven in Virginia
Paul McKormic
Well gosh don't I feel old now…
But seriously, when I first went digital I never went over ISO 400 I never even tested it, I just assumed that would be CRAZY. Now I regularly use ISO 1600 and just clean it up in lightroom. I bought some ISO 800 film last month and had some fun with it but forgot how bad the grain was going to be until I got my negatives back.